- Who are you?
I am Debra Bascomb/formerly
Maitland. I am the administrator of the Public Defenders Office in
Jacksonville, Florida, covering the three county circuit of Duval, Clay and
Nassau Counties. I was formerly Associate Professor of Business at the
University of North Florida until my asshole ex-husband destroyed my career.
- Are you the hero of your own story?
From where I’m standing, yes. The
author gives that position to my ex, Bill Maitland, because he’s got the sexy
job of prosecutor with the State Attorney’s Office in Jacksonville. But his
story is my story, and if there was any justice, it would be my story because
I’m the best thing that ever happened to Bill. And he’s the one that destroyed
our marriage and blighted my life, no matter how sorry for himself he’s
feeling.
- What is your problem in the story?
I fell in love with a short,
insecure guy who has never trusted me, not really, in 20 years. He may say he
has, but deep down I know he’s just been waiting for me to go to another guy to
walk out on me. And when he did walk out on me, and destroyed my career at the
same time, I gave him what he’d been wanting. I found a young stud and I
didn’t regret one minute of it. So I divorced him and what did the sorry
bastard do but slim down and get hot and start having women all over the
courthouse and hook up with this gorgeous French bitch who drives me crazy. It
is not fair. He’s moving on, and I thought I was too, but he’s still messed up
my head so bad I’m seeing a psychiatrist to find out why I want to kill him.
That’s my problem. I want to move on and make a life without him, and it’s so
much harder than I thought it would be.
- How do you see yourself?
I’m a good person. I was a good
daughter, even if I was screwed up royally as a teen. But getting 38 d breasts
when your friends are in training bras has a habit of doing that to you. (They
grew to 38dd). I am a good mother. I was mother and father to our two children
for most of their lives. St. Bill was nowhere to be found. I met an awkward,
nerdy guy in college and chose him over guys that were better in bed and better
looking and better life choices because I fell in love with him. I saved his
ass from being kicked out of school because he’d lost weeks from injuries he
suffered coming to my rescue. I gave up my dreams and worked to put him through
law school because he came from genteel poverty and he never had to worry about
money when I was working for the Hunt Bank. I saved his college career, I gave
him his legal career and along the way I gave him the best sex he’ll ever have
in his life, even with that bitch Aline des-Jardins. I was a faithful wife way
beyond what anyone who knew what our bedroom was like would ever expect. And
when I finally reached out to find some happiness for myself with a gorgeous
young Assistant Professor Doug Baker, Bill destroyed my career and Doug’s in
one night. Without even trying hard. And the asshole had the nerve to feel like
he was the one that got screwed over.
- How do your friends see you?
I don’t have many friends. Men can’t
take their eyes off my boobs and can’t stop trying to grab a feel. Old guys.
Young guys. Friends of my son and daughter. If they have a penis, they’re
making moves on me. The best male friend I ever had wanted me and had me, but
he saw me as a person instead of a pair of big tits. He saw me as a
professional who had made a career for myself and had the right to break away
from a marriage that was killing me. He just thought I had made mistakes in the
way I went about it. He’s gone now and I miss him more than anyone I never
loved. Maybe I did, a little.
I don’t have many female friends.
None of them trust me with their husbands or boyfriends. As if that’s my fault.
If they can’t keep their men happy, that’s on me? The entire time I was with
Bill I never cheated on him. Well, that’s not EXACTLY true. But the two times I
touched another man I never….did anything girls don’t do in junior high. And the
one man that I almost made a mistake with that I would have regretted, I was
able to stop and walk away from. And trust me, there are not many women in
Jacksonville that could say that. But, I do have one good female friend. Evelyn
Criser is almost as hot as I am, so she’s not jealous and she understands what
we go through with men from 7 to 70.
Flat chested ugly bitches see me as
the evil seductress that lies awake plotting how to steal their old, bald, fat
lovers. As if. Men I wouldn’t have looked at twice get their feelings hurt if I
don’t drop and beg them to let me given them a blow job. As if I owe them sex
just because they want it. Take it from me, being beautiful and hot is
something I’d never give up, but it can be a royal pain in the ass.
- What are your achievements?
I am an Associate Professor of
Business at a major state university. Starting later than anybody I work with,
I still made it up the ladder, played the political game, wrote the papers, did
the research on corporate organization and almost made to full professor status
before Bill blew me out the water. I was a good teacher, better than most
around me because I knew what life in the real business world is really like
and I did my best to prepare students for what they’d face when they walked
into working offices.
I helped my ‘friend’ Bill get his
undergraduate degree, worked my ass off to pay for his law school education,
married him, gave him two children, went to their activities and cheered for
them and played mother and father when they really needed two parents. And I
tried, I really tried, to talk to him after our split, to ease the pain that he
had to feel because he still loved me. But he wouldn’t talk to me, and he
wouldn’t listen. But I reached out to him.
9. Who is your true love?
There’s only been one – Bill
Maitland. And there probably won’t ever be another one like him. Maybe that’s a
good thing. Because I think sometimes he almost killed me, even though I dumped
him. Maybe we ought to settle for comfortable friendship and convenient lust,
because love hurts entirely too much
10. If you were stranded on a desert
island, who would you rather be stranded with, a man or a woman?
If it was going to be for a month or
less, a woman. It would be relaxing not to have to go through the whole
man/woman thing for a while. More than a month, a man. Hot hopefully. I’ve gone
too long without sex and I don’t want to make a habit of it
11. How do you envision your future?
Hopefully I’ll find another man to
love and share my life with. Hopefully I’ll finally be able to shake off the
anger and rage and emotions that Bill still rouses in me and realize he’s not
the most important part of my life anymore. He’ll always be important, because
of our children. And because he is a good man and truly one of a kind. But I
don’t want him to be my heart. I want to be happy without him. And I want to
raise our son and daughter to make good marriages and make Bill and I proud
grandparents. And most of all, I never want them to read the emails between
Doug and I before my marriage to Bill crashed and burned.